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In 2012 this site is going to redefine its limit with more intresting, funny and more immaculate articles that you'll find nowhere on this planet. So get ready for a hot ride and for the time being I'm  publishing the most viewed articles on this site in 2011
(make sure you catch a hold of them):

1.WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT
2.FILLERS OFFICIAL KILLERS OF NARUTO
3.RASENGAN
4.HAIR IS THE DEAL(Part 1)
5.WHO IS HOTTER?TSUNADE OR MIZUKAGE

KAKASHI UNMASKED

THREATINING WWE QUOTES

You ever tried to pick up your broken teeth with a bunch of broken fingers! -Triple H

You may be a habitual line crosser but you cross a line with me and I'm gonna leave you lying where you are standing! -Triple H

I will beat you, I will hurt you, I will make you suffer
-Randy Orton

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat that your mouth will become your anus.
-Shawn Michaels

I'll Knock the makeup off your face
-John Cena

You're sanctimonious son of a *****
-Chris Jericho

You are nothing but a pathetic excuse for a human being. -Wade Barett
You are a hypocritical, manipulative waste of skin. -Wade Barett

When you play with fire you get burnt, When you play with Rock's fire you get blown up!!
-The Rock
 
[part 2 coming shortly!]

TOBI UNMASKED

  The latest pics spreading on the internet!hope he doesn't really look like this......

BYAKUGAN

 

Masashi Kishimoto has given to the world of ninja few powers which alone hold the ability to turn the tides of a battle and Byakugan is one of  them. Byakugan enables its wielder to see the chakra points of people which can’t be seen in any other way. The wielder can very easily harm the chakra point of the enemy and defeat him in no time. It also gives its possessor a 360 degree field vision and the ability to locate, find and analyze the ability of their enemy very carefully. Byakugan user can hardly be defeated using taijutsu…. Byakugan makes its wielder best in close range combat.

 

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NARUTO SHIPUDDEN AWARDS

“When I won my first one, I was so contained—numb. All I could think of was: Don't fall down. I didn't have any underwear on.”

-Sally Field

Hair Style of the Year- Minato

Episode of the Year- 205( declaration of war)

Sacrifice of the Year- Shimura Danzou 

Get Up Of the Year- Young Killer bee

Best Filler of the Year- 192 (Neji chronicles)

Holy #$%@^ moment of the Year- Madara was inside the sixth coffin 

Jutsu of the Year- Edo Tensei

Quote of the Year-‘ The Village does not acknowledge someone because they became hokage.

                                  They became hokage because the village acknowledged them’   

Kage of the Year- Tschikage(present)

Best Manga of the Year- 560 (Uchiha Madara)

Despicable Me Award- Yakushi Kabuto

Knucklehead Moment of the Year- Bee

Ninja of the Year- Naruto 

THE BEST FUNNY MOMENT OF ROCK

 

CHRIS JERICHO RETURNING PREDICTIONS

"Welcome to RAW is Jericho"

C.M Punk is the WWE champion, Chris Jericho is having a light feud with him on twitter and Royal Rumble is approaching. I don’t need to drop any other hint do I? The superstar was engaged with the program ‘dancing with the superstars’ has completed his part and now he is ready to rumble and bumble. It would be the most appropriate time for him to return because after that he may have to wait long because he need some storyline or crap like that. He can’t just bump up. So the wait for the Rumble is on….  

WORST 5 NARUTO FILLERS

(I haven’t broken my promise of not watching those fillers, these selections were made by active participants of Naruto forums)

Worthless, unentertaining, boring and @#$&* could not even be the appropriate words to describe those worth for nothing fillers. We the fans of Naruto were yawning at those fillers before they even made them. My previous blog ‘FILLERS OFFICIAL KILLERS OF NARUTO’ got 500+ reviews which shows that how much we all hate them but even in those sucking ones there were a few who didn’t even had the class to be called ‘an episode of naruto’. The worst 5 fillers are:

#5 Episode 183, Naruto Outbreak

#4 Episode 235, The Kunoichi of Nadeshiko Village

#3 Episode 233, Naruto's Imposter

#2 Episode 195, Team 10's Teamwork

#1 Episode 225, The Cursed Ghost Ship

ARE YOU SIRIUS BRO SATELITE RADIO!

“You are listening to Zack 100 on Are You Sirius Bro satellite Radio.”

The best radio frequencies you can ever tune into:)  Here are the list of top 5 songs produced on this channel (with their lyrics)

5. Never Say Never-

I'll never say never,

 I'll fist pump, I'll fist pump till forever

 Every night,

I'll make all girls get damp,

When I become us champ,

 Just pump it up, pump it up, andlet’s pump it up, up, up

And never say never…..

4. Not Afraid-

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid

 To get real tan, get real tan

Everybody, every body knows I’m the man

 Knows I’m the man

3. Party in the L.I-

So I pop my collar up,

 They playing my song I’m Zack Pac in L I 

 Pumping my fist like woo,

 blowing a kiss like woo

I pop my collar up they playing my song

Look at my six tri

woo woo woo you know it it's party in the LI

woo woo woo you know it it's party in the LI

2. Broski in the bottle-

If you want a long iced z

 May be there's a price to pay

I’m a Broski in the bottle

You’ve got to rub me the right way

1. Woos like Ryder-

I've got the woos like Ryder

I’ve got the woos like Ryder

woo woo woo woo woo woo wooooooos like Ryder

WHAT IF VINCE HAD TWITTER ACCOUNT?!

This question was originally asked at Yahoo Answers by TIRED OF THE BS. We know how celebs’ are attracted towards social networking sites and that day is not behind when Vince would also become a part of this micro blogging site. So what tweets do you think he'll send out to his followers? Here are the amusing answers given by various wrestling fans (slightly edited):

Answer 1:  He would just tweet "Bret screwed Bret!" over and over :-)

Answer 2:  YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

Or

JOIN THE VINCE MCMAHON KISS MY *** CLUB
Or

I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE!!!

Answer 3:  He would probably say*u are fired*and would block many people.

Answer 4: Vince McMahon: "Seeing how much Cena's crap makes, I should start selling my suits"

Answer 5: Vince would tweet: "WWE going TV14!!!!!!.....After 100 years, maybe...."

Answer 6: No man is bigger than this industry not even John Cena, Rock or Steve Austin but exceptions do
exist<cough> me<cough> 

So what do you guys think?

WRESTLEMANIA EXPEDITION (PT.2)

With Wrestlemania XXVIII closing in day by day each week we will take a look at the top 5 memorable matches of the past  few WRESTLEMANIA'S. Last week we took a look at  the top 5 matches of WRESTLEMANIA 27 and now it's time for WRESTLEMANIA 26...

#5 Bret Hart vs. Mr.McMahon

#4 John Cena vs. Batista

 #3 Triple H vs. Sheamus

#2 Money in the bank ladder match

#1 The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels

WHO IS HOTTER? TSUNADE OR MIZUKAGE

Ooh! Are you ready to handle the heat? On one side is the gorgeous beauty of Konoha and on the other end is ‘Miss Blue’ with her voluptuous figure and eye soothing hairstyle but who among  them is sexier??

CRITERIA	POINTS  TO   TSUNADE(/10)	POINTS TO MIZUKAGE(/10)
FIGURE	8	9
HAIR BOOBS FACE GET UP TOTAL	7.5 10 8 8.5 42	8.5 8.5 8 9 43

 WINNER - MIZUKAGE

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ART IS A BANG COMPETITON WINNER!!

Last week this site hosted an artwork competition under the topic 'DREAM PLACE FOR NARUTO' and here's the winning entry:
WINNER:  Roylen John
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WHERE IS BATISTA? HERE’S THE ANSWER

On 24th May 2010 Batista did the unthinkable. He left the WWE! He was hated by many people and the spectator at that time rejoiced and booed him but lately the fans have realized that the WWE is losing its charm in absence of him. They miss him and want him to return back but that would never happen because he is hell bent on his decision. He said in an interview that He left the WWE because he did not like the direction the company was going in and would not be returning any time soon.

Presently he is engaged in a pursuit of a career in Mixed Martial Arts. Some of the stars from the WWE like Lashley and Brock Lesnar have already made a good career and money and Batista is planning to do the same.   

TEN TAILS

When we hear the word bijuu a picture of wide massacre, annihilation and destruction comes to our mind but have you ever tried to picture the combination of the destruction caused by the fathomable power of all the bijuu’s combined that is the Ichibi, Nakomata, Isonade, Sokou, Houkou, Raijuu, Kaku, Hachibi and Kyubi. Unimaginable! The destruction of the entire planet would only be the beginning! But did you know that the ten tails existed in the era of sage of six paths. Ten tails had the strongest chakra on this planet and possessed power which were beyond the realm of human. The sage of six paths some how managed to seal it inside of himself and became the first Jinchuriki but at the verge of his death he realized thatthe ten-tails would again become free so he summoned every ounce of his powers and divided the power of ten tails into nine beasts and scattered  them all over the world. Then he sealed the ten tails body, devoid of chakra and hurled it into the sky which became the moon.